Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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