you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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