There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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