Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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