Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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