Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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