I don't think brook has ever known best
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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