I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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