didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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