There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
NoShamevember. You game?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
