I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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