And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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