The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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