Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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