In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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