We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
no you cant smoke seaweed
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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