69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my sisters under your porch take her home
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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