This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Randomize