I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Barsexuality is the new black.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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