how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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