I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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