my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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