The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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