with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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