shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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