I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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