North Korea, Best Korea!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Randomize
