yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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