Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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