Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
third nipple confirmed
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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