My first STD was from a foam party
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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