i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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