I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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