Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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