Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
ok first of all what the fuck
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
