Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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