You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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