last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Come share oat with me in your robe
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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