just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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