I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
