What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm bleeding and have questions
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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