its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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