Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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