No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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