They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
