I got chris browned last night
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
