jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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