i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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