What a fucking waste of an outfit
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
My breasts were aching with rage.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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