I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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