She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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