So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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