i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Randomize
