hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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