its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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