Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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