This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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