better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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